I can’t think of a better way to avenge someone’s wrongful death (just kidding) – Holy Smoke is a company that, for a price, will turn your deceased loved one’s ashes into bullets. For $1,250, they will turn one pound of human ash into your choice of 250 shotgun shells, 100 rifle cartridges, or 250 pistol cartridges.
If you love me as a friend, you will do this for me.
What the fuck?
This is all worlds of awesome.